thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

You get on the bus and then everyone does the Flintstones thing

can my body stop making noises id appreciate some fucking silence without my stomach being loud as shit

this is me when i blow my load and it starts making the squeaking noise

thank you for your input the world is full of wonder

NOSE I MEANT NOSE. I BLOW MY NOSE AND IT MAKES WEIRD NOISES

Truly pushing the limits of the special skyrim edition with this stupid sexy goblin i’ve been handcrafting from scratch with an untoddly amount of mods

ive done things with the character sliders that would make todd howartd tremble and throw up. this is gobrielle. shes built like midna on purpose and it fucks up any outfit she wears so badly. she dies in one hit to everything

this is the butterface base default model for this character mod btw. this is what i transgoblified her from

you made me accidentally say the sentence 'i unethically bred this goblin' to my gf irl. these are the real life consequences of the internet

habe you ever created a character specifically to go through the horrors and then realized that you don't want him to go through the horrors anymore

i changed my mind i want him safe at home before 6 sober and content ready for dinner

When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”

She always got her revenge because my dad would get a sundae and he’d get everything but nuts so she’d announce his order was ready by yelling “no nuts, where’s Mr. No Nuts” as loud as possible

dj unsaved progress here to help you lose yourself

depression creature

As someone who has operated live CCTV cameras:

1. It's adorable when you make faces and wave at the camera
2. I always say hello and wave back

3. Please keep your shirt and pants on

one of those days on the dashboad i guess

“why can’t lesbians have one thing” no one is saying you cannot be butch. if a bisexual woman or a gay man being butch ruins it for you, because their “proximity to maleness” “taints” it, then that is your problem. not theirs. and that is your issue to deal with on your own. not an issue to take out on them. nothing has been taken from you. no one is stopping you from being butch. you are free to have this “one thing”. congrats. you’ve got it.