sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

brainbubblegum:

fuckyeahpokevillains:

Kids today are so spoiled. Back in my day we had to fap to Giovanni’s mysterious silhouette and now he just runs around willy-nilly in a goddamn Speedo.

I’m honestly laughing so hard at this my bird flew away from me in disgust

mizurda:

sorasbootay:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

theonewiththeknees:

wolf-brat:

OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING CLUE

FUCKING HELL YEAH BITCH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME

TIME TO PULL OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN NOTEBOOK HELL YES

ITS TRANSPARENT 

FUCK YEAH, I FOUND THREE MOTHERFUCKING CLUES. TIME TO GET THE FUCK TO THE FUCKING THINKING CHAIR.

kairaiskingdom:

Confession: I have a crush on Nintendo.  Not any one person from Nintendo.  Just.  Like.  Nintendo.  Like the entire company

rniq:

isshushipping + 2 for farisaki !!

capt-spacedick:

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.

my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

I laughed so hard I farted

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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godotal:

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

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