rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

j6:

quil-ava:

uxxxie:

got this snapchat from my friend in japan

fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all

make you SQUIRTLE

kinghanalister:

One of the finest moments in cinematic history.  

nymphicus:

it’s sleeping timmme

salamanderperch:

wow im glad no one here is a 20 year old grown-ass man just sitting on his ass while a 4th-grade boy rows

docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out


New bark town?????

12,891 plays

aberrantkenosis:

new bark town?????

dream-team-bros:

magmaleadermaxie:

I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker.

emmamamam:

I’LL USE MY TRUSTY FRYING PAN AS A DRYING PAN.

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